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A Perfect Weekend, And A Scenario Wherein I Eat My Keyboard

Let’s see, the Cavaliers win twice in a row on the road and then the Browns dust the Patriots after dazzling the Saints two weeks ago.

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Yep, an absolutely perfect Cleveland sports weekend, and right now who cares that the Ravens won and that the Bengals and Steelers still have to play? It won’t affect this startling euphoria of Cleveland Successful.

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And now — if Colt McCoy is not injured and yet does not start next week against the Jets, I will eat my keyboard — which would make writing these columns kind of hard.

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In other words Browns — Colt McCoy is your starter…period.

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Okay?

Photographs by spatulated, Triple Tri, and chrischappelear used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.