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Putting LeBron's Pending Free Agency Into Terms Every Guy Understands

You may have heard, this LeBron James Free Agency-thing is kind of a big deal. Many of us hardcore fans get what it is all about – whether to stay home in Cleveland or head to ‘prettier’ cities like Miami, Chicago or New York. Some others, however, need a bit more explanation.

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That’s where The Sports Pickle, a popular satire website comes in, breaking this whole LBJ deal down in terms all guys can understand. Compare LeBron’s choices to women. Don’t follow?

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Check it out -

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Cleveland — Cleveland is the girl you dated since middle school. She’s not the hottest, probably a 6 or 7, but you are comfortable with her and know what to expect.

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Knicks — The Knicks were incredibly hot back in the day. But, sad to say, now they are all busted up. There is absolutely no reason you would want to get with this girl … save one: her dad is loaded.

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You get the idea. Check them all out, and prepare yourself for 3 weeks of hell!

Photographs by spatulated, Triple Tri, and chrischappelear used in background montage under Creative Commons. Thank you.